November 26, 2005
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The new era of crunk attack
I was sitting at the cross intersection, in the middle of the night waiting for the traffic lights to turn green. No cars in front of me, No Hobos to the left asking for change, and No hookers on the corner offering a quickie service for the small price of 2 eprops.Suddenly out of the blue, a Cadillac pulls up right next to me in the right lane in the empty deserted street. Swiveling my head to the right, I witness 5 black brothers claiming they're from the G-UNIT African tribe in their cadillac. But oh boy, Tonight wasn't any normal everyday routine stopping at the lights, these boys were untamed and out of control. Hands and arm flying around in the backseats, hips and elbow bumping into other passengers, and 5 greasy head bobbling in a 360 degree motion. Investigating further in this zoo-like behavior, I found out they were listening to "lose control" by Misty Elliot.
Imagine 5 guys in a car, getting crazy like Rick James in a CadillacBam! that explains everything, it must be a new trend in hip hop culture to act like this while cruising. People's behavior in their cars are triggered in different ways depending on the music they listen to. For example teeny boppers / fags motion their hands while listening to backstreetboys, or religious Christians trying to reach the sky listening to "the amazing grace". What if i was to get out my car, and walk inside the cadillac and turn off the sound system? would everyone pause and freeze in midair until the music starts again?, or would they continue getting crunk(drunk+crazy) not realizing i just turned off their source of energy.
Since 90 percent of xanga consist of Asians and Emos. I'll do yall both a favor and show yall how to be cool and trendy in your transportation. Trust me, you'll be the coolest one in the group.
Since the viets are the only asian country without their own unique martial art style. I think im gonna be brave enough to use them as an example incase anything goes wrong. Crank up yalls viet banjo and get wild because you have the baddest and slickest ride in town. The new 5 door (includings the donkeys ass) Honda mammal. Get rowdy and throw your bowl of pho noodle soup in the air. But watch out, dont get nuoc-mam(viet sauce) in your eyes, otherwise you'll be the lamest dude on the rice farm. Be even more cool and spin your pyramid-shaped bamboo hat while going through the phase of crunk attack! Phoshizzle, yall viets are officially the dizzle.
I smell the faggish wet tears, in the air. Yeap, yall Emo boys are next. No need to cry, cry, cry and cry because the viets and blacks are getting the fame and glory in their cars. You guys can be cool too driving in the passengers seat with your mother, since you guys are emotionally unstable and wont function correctly on the road. Just bring along your favorite safety scissors and "chemical romance" Cd. You guys listen to faggish music, hoping girls will feel sorry for you. But theres a new approach getting them to like you, after i show you this new trend. Pull out your safety scissors and imagine your favorite band splitting apart, then do what you do best and slit your wrist. Try this new approach and get crunk and slit your wrist violently. Moving your tight girl pants up and down, then wet your eyes and let the eyeliner run down your cheeks. You'll be so uber cool, but remember use safety scissors because im not liable for any injury, and close the window because you just might fall out of your mother's soccer van. Remember to keep your coolness on the down low, because your homosexual boyfriend might get jealous and break up with you. And you'll start all over again and cry,cry, cry.
"But mommy, Richyard says its cool to get crunk in the car when you take me to Pre-K"
Comments (152)
haha, you always have th emost interesting posts!
All this crunk shit is getting out of hand.
As for the emos....let em keep killing themselves.Makes the world a better place.
Or Does It?
Haha, that's some pretty amazing "horsepower!"
Yeah, there's an awful lot of people who drive around my neighborhood that act like this while they're driving. They even do this at 3:00am. I'm surprised that they haven't been caught in a serious auto accident yet.
Have an awesome week!
Haha, omg lmao.
I'd truly love to get cruck with the emos.....not!
No need to hate on the emo kids. Just let them do their thing in peace
Hilarious post... especially the emo part.
LOL last image... get crunk
5st (doh!)
what emos do in their own car is their own business, just don't "tickle me emo"
http://emosong.ytmnd.com/
xDD fits the emo partt
but yeah dont hate on the emo kids
i have a few emo friends ^^;
wow. that wuz cold az hell....the sad thing iz all thiz iz true..^.^ ya Halo 2 iz pretty tite..i dont understand y ppl play it day and nite nonstop tho....must b the "krunk juice" ^.^ ~lol ~
HELL YES SON!!!
have ur people call my people
I'm a proud vietnamese kid. POWER TO THE VIETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol that rick james guy is krazy and a that baby is pimpin
Im waiting for more games to come out for 360 and then I'll buy it. Besides im not the one buying the cheap car, my siblings are =]
ryc: that's jut cuz chinese people freak out when they can't conceive what a turkey is, n when they panic.. it's time to yum cha.
You use bigg words.
Good shit up in here......
-Nam
omg i love the viet one
crazy niggers and their cars!
Look u upddated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hum.............. did u subscribe me?! u bettteer
you forgot about the TeEnY bOpPeRs
LOL, obviously you didnt read the entire entry.. or you just mis interpreted it..
dayum, thanks fo pimpin' ma ryde yo
hah thnx!
ovcourse..my hearts r glittery!!!
haha..well...i guess we can cmnt each other now!
haha
cmnt back
Where did you go shopping? Are you into the Martial Arts? I only read a little bit of your stuff.
..mm
hahaha
-Ko
That's awesome, you need to do entries more often, they're hilarious!
That Rick James episodes is one of my favorite Chappell episodes, I'm Rick James Bitch!
The emos getting crunk is awesome, they'd probably jump out the window or something.
YES EMO'S MUST DIE!
I mean, get crunk.. in the back seat... 0_รด
Ima buy my brother a tickle me emo for christmas, hopefully there'll be raz0rs inside =P
hey wats up
I blame you for the sudden loop in my Yahoo! music videos. Where's the energy? Lost in ads.
Two of them just repeated for the third time (nothing in between). Why haven't I stopped it? Because I wanna see how long it lasts.
This is your fault. You have affected my computer.
That was a quick response.....I finally x-ed out of that crappy window. They stopped repeating, only to be replaced by other ads.-____- It's good that you took the blame. =D
*proceeds to get crunk on his choppercycle*
Hey Richard!!! Yes u can see the video....ur computer is probably slow, cuz i can see it!!! What the heck to u always put it your xanga (lol)
Luv Always,
Wendy
crunk is teh funk!
richyard!!!!!!! heyyyy ...how was ur turkey day? mine was alright......go check out my myspace.....i made the layout........so awesome....hehe...and the cursor.....well glad u loved my turkey card...lol
Lol, good stuff man
hahahaha, funny.
i left a comment under my banner name........so i`ll redo the comment...here u go richyard..
heyyyy ...how was ur turkey day? mine was alright......go check out my myspace.....i made the layout........so awesome....hehe...and the cursor.....well glad u loved my turkey card...lol
hehe Thanks! I got more to come... one for every night until Christmas...
lol ... niice entry ..
Hey richard whats good wit u anyways just wanted to say hey ttyl
Baby_guh_divaa
nice ......rambling like that is cool.....
what person alive would hump a chair?
your a bad teacher/parent/counselur ummmmmm thats all i can think of right now
who are you? and thnx for the "*cyber online hug*"
damn I'm always late Never number one lol
who are you??
I have no idea what you're talking about in your post. I don't understand this emo stuff.
LOL
freaking funny as usual
made my day
Emos are cool, dont hate. lol.
Gah damn! That is so Crunk...as for the couch...i'll give it sympathy
funny post. but aww, leave them emos alone. they're dysfunctional enough in their own shit : )
Emo people are damn faysers (faggot + gay + losers) I totally agree that their idea of getting crunk is like getting anal from their bf's without a condom or something. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo&page=3 it even says in the dictionary emo is gay!
the harmonica is the video on the bottom entry on my page.
Thanks.
hi there. whose this? well yeah sucks for me eah
lol.
we must have a psychic connection or some shit...
haha
yes those wooden masks are quite fun.
i guess you comment on random peoples xangas. who are you??
Ah, Richyard, you're the best. Sadly, I'm above it all looking cool on my 80-cc Honda motorbike (but wishing I could have one of those 110-cc "Dream" motorbikes that they drive in TPHCM). Even so, I'll have to be more alert and look out for the "Crunks", and that "Amazing Grace" gesture.
lols
wuts uppp hommie
HAHA! You're so awesome, and I did go during the black friday rush =)
lol at the idea of an emo gettin crunk wit scissors..dayum thats like saying 'omg im so emo my wrist practically cut themselves!!11one!1one!'
hahah!!
man u suck ass no nunchucks 2 wel how bout a prequal ??
"religious Christians trying to reach the sky listening to the amazing grace" not possible! the car rooftop will get in the way. =P
y make fun of emos? they're sad enough already. =(
is richyard your made up xanga name or did your parents mispell richard?
Viet's have the coolest wheels, hands down.
Thanks man =]
Haha well that would be awesome doing that in the car, but people would think that were really stupid. Or if you have dark tint then it would look like someones having mad sex! Haha
-Cuong
what i think is funny when you see the "preppy school spirit filled yeppie girls" breakin it down to brittany spears in a vwbeetle with their mom's who are dressed in haulter tops trying to be like their daughters
your blogs scare me......
That is funny.
Why thank you, I am known for my hilarity and randomness. Comment back if you would like.
Allie
Thanks for the comment, and thanks for the post. Nothing like a Emo Bashing pick-me-up.. lol. Seriously though, are all emos fags?
Donnie
ps.. I would say.. yeah
does the picture not look like hes humnping?
and little kids(eg. sexy_azn_player) read your site
so they get in fluenced by this homosexuality
but i really dont care
thats their own shitty problem
heck yea man, get crunk. fuck yo couch! ha.
kenny
dude, i want that caravn
Hehe, made me laugh. However, I do believe you are slightly insane. Bless you.
Teehehehehe... you're funny. and yes, "cruisin'" is a growing epidemic in the streets of our DFW... tsk, tsk, tsk. Them peoples... bringing the heathens into Plano... oh heavens!
richie....richie....lol. your entries never cease to entertain. personally i have been pumping madonna in my car. i love her...lol. anyway....read some books dammit!
*their
No need to hate.
Hahaha richard, you get more comments then anyone i seen b4.
lol .. fine fine .. i`ll go ninja with you .. =P .. now when do I get my nunchucks ? =DD
-miss nancy
Richard is losing it. Damn it.
Nope. I go to Seguin. What school do you go to? Oh, and I meant you're losing it by saying your previous posts were more entertaining. =)
Hiiii Richard
HAHA AT THE HORSE
Wahahaha I love your entry! Yeah...I see those kinds of hoodlums all the time in Wheaton (also called Whea-on and Wheadon, I think pun on "weed") Haha....poor Viets...eeek, emos....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Fuck yo couch nigga!
=D
you better believe it! i had to find something that would take you out if you ever decided to use your nun-chuck skills on me. lol
~cayla
[i don't usually comment on these A-list Featured Content sites]
emo-bashing. how generic and typical. isn't it over? we get the point. you're bothered by the fact that they wear girl pants and listen to emotional music. you don't have to state it over and over again.
are you a homophobe? you used the word "fag" at least 5 times in an obviously derogatory way, but then again, "fag" is always used in a negative connotation.
and i don't understand why people bash emos. let them do what they want. stop being so hateful all the time.
stay safe =]
Ah yes this sounds familiar, the white man does something very similar although its to Bohemiam Rhapsody
Well you could go through all that trouble of finding new cars or even better you could put the emos and the 'Crunk addicts' on a train, and as its sooo packed and everyones shoving theres bound to be a riot, then the emos will get out there sissors and start attacking the 'crunk addicts' while the drunken-crazy 'crunk addicts will just be moving around so quick they will be knocing ou the emos. This will get both off the road and there will be no need to get them a ride.
haha stupid emo kids. they shall die.
ryc's: GODDAMNIT! You're too smart for your own good!
They are holy because allah(india god) has a whole bunch of hands. Cows have bunch of nipples. They think it is holy because they think the cow is related to allah because allah has enough hands to pinch all the cow nipples. LOL im a genius
Im...in awe
lmao after reading emo section
A very funny entry here.
YOU'D BETTER DO THE LIST *crack knuckles*
haha who's the bitch
danielles gonna kick your ass D:
hey hey..dont tease the fatties
hey hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!!
shopping cart? hahaha..
hey hey...wtf threatening to steal one of my pillows? you wouldnt dare
That cow-van is awesome...haha!
Dave Chappelle jokes and emo jokes hahaha....nice LOL. omg, yes Batman does rule but have you seen Superman Returns Trailer? Am I the only one who thought it was majorly corny? Haha here's the link of it
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/supermanreturns.html
haha richyard .. oh yes, don't mess with me 'cuz when i bite .. i bite hard *evil grin* =D
richyard, everytime i read your entry i'm always laughin so hard i might need to pee in my pants =X you seriously need to be a comidian someday... we need more people to make fun of the asian kind. hahah ^_^ i would support you all the way =D
see you at school richyard !
-cindyT =P
haha liking the viet car.
omfg!!!! richyard, i love you~! you come up with the funniest stuff!!!
whats up chinaman?
you eat dog?
hahaha..thanks richyard
yeah D:
how do you think i felt working at the food store next to the "Chinese Acrobats Show" -____-
I read your comment on Dan's insomnia post, and I'm so desperate that I might just give that spinning in the computer chair thing a try...Ha.
You are hilarious. I hate when people blast music so loud I can feel the ground vibrating. This is how earthquakes happen, I'm sure of it!!!!
-Hil
ahaha - that last pic is great.
I didn't even see this entry till now. I am SLOW. Haha, I've seen black people do that all the time esp. when they pull up next to me. I think you'll get a big butt whooping if you turned off their music. At least you weren't approached by some weirdo asking you to open your door so that he could come in with one hand in his pockets reaching for what appeared to be a weapon...that happened to me and I vow never to be alone at night...
Have a good weekend!!
i`m not a materialistic whore . =P it`s OPTIONAL !! lol .. is that better ? haha .. i dont think so .. fine fine fine .. i`ll make it cheaper .. maybe by a dollar . lmao .
RYC: Richard, Thanks for donating your face to me.
Pookie knew dat wuz yo ass!!!! Dat wuz Pookie and hiz homies in dat fly ride niggra!!!
Ho Ho Holla!!
Pookie
ahaha hiii richard !!!!!!! uhhhhh i ment loozer heheh
who was the first person to use the word crunk?! dr. suess!
tight site man i give u my props =D
You finally update and still make me laugh.
Oh, Merry Christmas btx.
-Liz
Not updating today, eh?
Yeah, the featured content list was screwed up last week. Everyone who got featured on Friday got an extra day on the list! :/
Maybe this week will be different!
No. I could have sworn that Vietnam had it's own martial arts style. Or maybe not...
and fat chicks!
i think its ecstacy -_- cause thats same affect ... 360 head bobbling , loud crappy music ,and in the middle of the night
time to update!
lol is all i have to say :p
hahah that looks mad sexyy yo badd influence on lil kidds ^.~
This is second time I've seen this entry. And it's still making me laugh.
BTW Emo
peepo are gay!!!!!!
i dont undrstand y somemany ppl r obseessed wid it doe...its only a game ^_~
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how do the death get crunk in their car?
.. deaf*
hah .. death.
> Since the viets are the only asian country without there own unique martial art style. I think im gonna be brave enough to use them as an example incase anything goes wrong.
hahahahahaha
are eprops accepted as widely as mastercard??
That animal pic pulling the truck. That's in Vietnam huh.
yes i will stop thinking about EMO'S
^_^
Thanks for the congratulation. I can't believe I got feature content. It's my first one by the way.
ew? u can go smack his ass for me =]
Hehehe how are the exams coming along? ~_^
~ The Bunny
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haha ditto on your entry about asian supermarkets. i dunno antyhing about asian lawyers though lol
love the blog.
Ey wut it do? yo site iz too clean!! N i like dat video u got dat mug iz too funny. O ma name be Josephine, ma sista is Pauline she said yall have pre-cal together. WEll, jus came by to give u some PRopz. MAjor PRopz!! 4 sho. keep it pimpin;
~JOSEPHINE~(tighest name eva)
p.s. u needs to show me how u be flippin' dat thang in yo video. i wanna be in martial arts too.
Hey what's up. Have a fun Friday.
RYC: I am trying to drink more water now.
richard vote foh meeh'
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okie dokie then
katie number 5
mike number 7
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hahahaha it'd be funny to see a bunch of wiggers doing that white people who think they're black...classic comedy.
hey gettin ready to move 2 texas
thank you