December 11, 2005
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I like to do Push-Ups at the Wild-Life Zoo
Tagging along with my neighbor to the fitness gym for the past month, sometimes I wonder if I should I bring a bottle of water, or a safari camera along. Seriously, the people that goes there haven't fully developed into humans yet. Undergo Darwins theory of evolution one more time, and maybe I'll be your workout partner.Aerobic fitness worker AKA "the penguins"
These species at the gym likes to reveal their manhood by wearing bright rainbow colors sweat, along with their funky headbands. They are always in the aerobic room together, if I wasn't mistaken, I could have sworn it was a gay fest. Tuning to "cant touch this" by mc hammer, they step up and down off there "power stepper" continuously non stop. Please stop! yall look like fuking penguins doing that exercise. Why the hell would you guys pay 30 bucks for membership fee, when you can do the same exercise with a damn dictionary. For a limited time offer, you guys can come over and workout with my closet door. Open the door, close the door, Repeat for the low price of 30 bucks.
"teehehee, lets go read cosmo girl after this"Rednecks
I'm tired of you guys taking up 3-4 parking spaces with yalls damn trailer RV vehicles at the gym. Me and my neighbor were waiting for these rednecks at the bench press machine, and we both got a good laugh. These guys were benching 1 rep, then immediately run over to the mirror and flexed their biceps. First of all bench pressing works out your chest, not your biceps. Second of all doing 1 rep will not make your muscles any swoller than it was before. On top of looking like an idiot flexing in the mirror, when they use all there strength and tighten there face. Their hill billy gap teeth sticks out. Do me a favor and take your shotguns, and place 2 packs of beer on each side, and start bench pressing with that at your own trailer park, Not at a public gym.
"I wonder why im hated so much at the gyms pool"People who tell life storys
I was running on the treadmill. While I was running, this guy comes up to me and tells me his divorce story. He was from Hong Kong, and told me his wife was in a hostage situation. He explained to me that he shot his wife in the leg, hopeing the person who was capturing her would find her useless and let her go. His wife thought he was part of the crime, and never talked to him again and eventually filed a divorce. As interesting as the story may be, I was trying to concentrate moving forward on the treadmill. Trying to start a conversation with someone while they are in a state of adrenaline is a difinite NO NO. I don't care if you met some girl on the net, or lost your virginity. I'm just trying to finish my sets and workout program and get the hell out of here.
"this explains why you talk to me at the gym. Even your grandma don't give a damn about your life storys"
Comments (167)
you are so the next cakalusa
and workout videos are so much cheaper. plus, you won't get ass sweat cooties from gym equipment. eww
OMG im second ^^!! YEAH see you at school kirby<3
Wow, what an experience. I usually don't go to the gym because it's just as easy for me to do the workout by myself. I mean, why pay $30 to run on a treadmill when you can just run outside and deal with the elements? I once when out for a run during a storm and I felt great after the run - it made me feel unstoppable.
I think most people go to gyms because they can't bring themselves to work out by themselves. They're not motivated to do their work out when no one else is doing it with them.
It cool Tracker
I saw this guy at the gym, he was doing the pull up machine where there is weight under your legs that pushes you up to help, his feet slipped and 40 pounds slammed into his nuts, i laughed so hard.
Gyms are weird.
ROTFL, great post.
Or just walk up to a guy who is trying to max out and tell him one of your depressing stories.
Lol wtf?!? Yeah I have had some weird people tell me stories too and I'm tryin got listen to my music.
-Cuong
Hahahaa!! Damn... I don't think in my area there are rednecks and hillbillys.. but that's one funny picture with 'em swimmin in their car.. thanks fer buyin mee props
O_O .. niiice entry, richyard . haha ..
-miss nancy
haha.
i know what you mean...
My neighbors do that pool thing in their Dodge Dakota every summer; it's actually quite fun, until some punkass kid pees in there.
there was this one old dude at the Y one time who could have passed for my grandpa, and i saw him on the benchpress. he was working on the bench press so long his face looked disfigured.
ryc: its on adult swim tonight actually.
lol....yes... when i go to the gym with my mom, there are always the people that copy you. does that happen to you? its as if they have to learn how to use the machines from a 13 y.o. haha. SUCKAS!!
anywho...surfing is the shits...and i think every1 should atleast try it once in their life... omfg. when those pics were taken it was like 40 degrees outside.....it was sooo effing cold.
anna
Why doesn't it? You HAVE to see it.
lol, wth are u holding?!
time to buy a Boflexxxxxx1
shot his wife in the leg? it must have worked!
how do u make up all these stories cuz i knu it is make believe lol
holla bac
ahh, that sucks >.<
i find ur last profile pic more intriguing xP
hahah your such a loser richYard !
x3 shawtiie
hahaha ....
yea it was cold that day ....but not today ....why do you complain about people stupidity just slap them and tell them " why u so stupid " thats what i do ....
ahahahahah
Im not punching myself 22 times..im not punching myself at all. haha
This is why I never go to the gym. Aha. By the way, I liked your other profile picture better.
Ha! Reading your stories is like watching Seinfeld, but like it was happening in Texas instead of New York City!
"Since the viets are the only asian country without there own unique martial art style. I think im gonna be brave enough to use them as an example incase anything goes wrong. "
i believe indians are asian too. theyre too busy dancing to develop a fighting technique. damn right. theyre more sophisticated.
yah i know dude D: mex girls dont want us..white girls dont want us..indian girls dont want us..arabian girls dont want us..even black girls dont want us!
makes you sad right?
yay for flamboyantly gay men trying to work their asses off at the gym and rednecks who dont know who to work out
dude that story about the chinese guy is sad =(
Sounds..interesting, I don't go to gyms, I ride a bike or push a lawn mower. I live in Tx too, I hate those rednecks that park their big ass trucks everywhere! They piss me off so much.
I love the pool in the back of that car.
droppin by randomly from fuckin ninja blog, i've actually been here before
haha i like your entries
o_O I should exercise more....ehh the gym....nasty....that place is dirty as shittt.....same with the pools!
haha, thats a funny banner, and i hate 4th graders XP
rednecks are loser :-p
we (m friends) call this guy redneck cuz he has red hair
funny
Great...........just great. Haha, I heard my friend was trying to benchpress at our school's weight room........and almost died. Ok, I'm kidding, but she was weakness itself. =P
You must've done something for that guy to tell you his story. Things like that shouldn't pop outta nowhere.
And, since you've been doing all this training, you should be pretty buff, right? Start a fight with one of those weirdos, and actually win? =P
Hey SECRET ANGENT...u get back @me iight
divaa
lol
lol awesome pictures
would you like to get me that dvd? x]
yo kid, that was hilarious! take care, peace.
Dang. You've got some crazy hair there bro. How do you do it?
ay where did you get that xanga pin from?
haha, very entertaining post
nice banner
you are a funny person
Tagging along with my neighbor to the fitness gym for the past month.
Uhhh how come it wasnt THIS neighbor =) funny story =)
o____o
Swimming in the back of your pick-up saves money on buying a membership to a pool club.
lol on the pictures
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ahahah damn rednecks -- damn redneck states! voting for bush 'cuz they dont favor abortion, yet they commit incest with every member of their family
if you like the wildlife zoo
maybe you would like me.
im a penguin.
my cousin vinny lives at the zoo.
we dont talk about him anymore.
-Mr. Penguin
HAHAHA AT THAT GRANNIE PIC.
nice
Another great and funny entry man.
heyok ur site is weird but i lik it.............its funny. but black is so plain add color..........not be'n mean im jus a colorful person. but anywho ya skools getn ready 2 b ova so l8ers
Your Xanga Is So Fucked Up Dude So Are Your Fucking Friends
You're Asian....Asians aren't fat (generally speaking)...you shouldn't exercise! .
ive seen better post....... =P
Yo, u don't need to b talkin' bout Pookie's grandmomma dawg!
Ho! Ho! Holla!
Pookie
Haha, awesome banner pic.
00ber shmexy post.
hhaha i like the eprop thing
who is this.lol nvm i think i m in the wrong xanga.
Dude someones impostering ricebunny!! come by my page to check it out >=T
lol. I can say yay to homework if I want! JK
Hey Okay First of all HiLlBilly's and Rednecks are 2 diffrent things Rednecks have teeth And not all of them carry shotguns sO u can Calm down with That!! Because I just happen to be a redneck !! thank you and Umm Check it Before you put hillbilly and rednecks In the same paragraph !!! Okay Ohh By they way We dont take up 4 parking spots we only take up two!
!*Ashley~*
hey boi im new at dis comment me back
***destiny***
lol, thx man i hope things are going well for you
Hahaha u should have knocked that guy silly when he was talking to u, or, break out an MP3 player and zone him out hehe
hey richyard......its ur buddy annie....hugs* i hope u feel much better...i cheered ya up a bit that other day.....but u still seem down...= hope nothign is real badd...but take care iitez?
love,
ann;e
I cant believe you man, I been goin to the gym for years and no one has ever struck up a convo with me.
You've given hope to those that had none.
wow you're cool!
teeeheheh thank you! more will be coming =)
hehe
The rejection hot line is funny. Thanks for the tip.
i used to have a hard time having a conversation while runnign on the treadmill, but now, no problemo!
Rednecks suck ass!!
~~~~Sh/rky~~~~
-random-
passin by sayin hi
-Tara
thank you!!! Hey suprisingly I know you your Elisa's brother right?
~Melina~
thanks to kanyes workout plan.... haha, love the grandma picture.
by the way, im alright, i wasnt in the car.
kenny
So what do YOU want for Christmas this year?
Extra props for visiting my daily site!
Ahaha I love you
Forget it. You're on the naughty list.
Aerobic fitness is embarrasing.
men doing yoga?or w.e.
interesting.
how was da test?
damn crazy ass chinese.
haha when you get to college, the gym becomes a meat market.
and where in the world do you find these random pictures?! lol
tellmehowugotadobephotoshopnoowww!
and yea, i hope laughlin gets better.
lol nice story richard (=
LOL... that was hilarious. You definitely come across some interesting people. Even though it was probably unwanted at the time, that treadmill story ranks up there among the weirdest and funniest I've heard.
Have a fun weekend.
Ha. That new picture makes me laugh.
sup richard this shits hilarious thanxs fo tellin me where my backpack was aite den laterz
omg u would do that for me? thanx aloooot. i have limewire too but for some reason i cant get a good copy of it. ive actually given up. if u do this for me i will love u forever!!!
oh yea, did u get all ur point for nhs?
Congrats, you have kept me entertained.
tag you're it (read my xanga)
dude you get sooo many comments....im jealous.haha
wassup richyard!
Dd
it means one should never admire or adore another person. gosh richyard!!!
where do you get all these stuff to write about? lol
you're funny. =)
Goodbye FORever!
Hey Richyard just letting u know i made a Xanga thing, Help me out wit it if u can.
Peace oUt
peteR
i left a message on the chatter box at that imposters page and she deleted her chatter box!!
haha nice.
I saw you on the dashboard announcement page. What do you think about that? Crystal
haha you crazy mister..need a demonstration lolz..crazyy foo
Dd
lmao.. so true... that richard simon guys brought all the gayness to fitness centers. i say, you bring a safari camera instead of a bottle of water.
owah when i get my own car imma make a pool out in the back of it so i can be like all the other red necks!! LOL
wow..... do u have time to read all these comments.?
xercise more!
its okay young man santa forgives...NOT! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH BAD LIST
Well im hott now so dont hate.
Maggie
well i hope u passed mann!
HAHAH THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS,
anyways, thanks for that X copy. now i can copy the poor quality bootleg pr0n my black friends have been letting me borrow.
you comin down with phongsta and tran this weekend?
so your gonna wear the xanga pin around everwhere you go?
LOLz have fun advertising
Hey richard lol wheres my check homie ?? lol miss you buddie how is school goin for ya ??
much love buddie always
yo girl
Audrey
haha yes, junshien and jeeves are the same person
but we don't go by xanga personas on MingleThis
Prescription eProps? Sounds like a Courtney Love!
The penguins are going to waddle their way to a 5 hour marathon really soon...
I love your comment on my site on the last entry.
haha!
i see
well if you ever do wear it, XANGA PRIDE!!!!!
LOLz
Grandma looks unhappy.
f*k'n rednecks look like sardines. nastiness!
lol so many comments richyard
hey those rednecks in arkansas do the same thing but they go and drive their old shit and make it die after flexing with their buck tooth hillbillyness fugged up faces in front of the mirrors.
lets go swimming dude thx for the complements
I read your comment on Binh's xanga;
You're The GRINCH. >=|
LOL!!
that 'asians' link above is hilarious!!
eh hehehe u r so damn rite..shieet theze ppl wont leave me alone either.~ did u juz tell dem 2 fuck off? happi holidaiz~xlolx
did u tell them 2 juz fuck off or wat? shieet dem ppl b gettin in mai last nerves! ^.^
that grandma iz scary az hell....xlolx
Man, you always have the most interesting entries. With the exception of Binh... I guess. Well, he doesn't have pictures... Haha. Anyway, I totally forgot what I was going to say. So... bye kid
yo
hey thats not fair! how come u get so many comments! ne waysss look i did mention that i saw u at the dentist.. NOW haha
Merry Christmas.. =)
KING KONG?! Whatt. Okay, sure.
What is pwns?
Hey Dude. JUST leavin comments! Nice site. check out mine if u can!
as a prostitute would say "hoe-ppy xxx-mas biatch!!"
Happy holidays!
time for an update!!
Ha. What do you expect? I call myself thetheologianscafe and it is Christmas.
I knew you were a softy.
HEY NICE XANGA WHATS UP
your the next cakalusa?
i hope so
Merry Christmas MY KIRBYNESS <3
HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS RICH~!
HI. U DONT KNOW ME AND I DONT KNOW YOU BUT HI N E WAYS.
JACKIE
damn, yall pballed without me?! gah damn i wish i could play, who used the pump? hahaah, naw i dont play warcraft. lately i've been making my own RPGs with army men and kenny's toys. well, tell khanh i said hey, and send me one of those high quality 4d hentai flicks.
Very cool that you are counting down the half years until you can register to vote!! I know that I registered to vote as soon as I turned 18. In fact, the year I turned 18, I campaigned heavily for a candidate for congress that won by just over 500 votes ... felt that my campaigning made a difference, though it certainly was way less than 500, maybe a couple dozen votes I influenced (?). Nowadays people seem so dyed-in-the-wool one way or another I wonder if anyone can change their minds, it's more like can you just get people voting your candidate or issue to turn out to the polls.
So you like the penis pumper and penis chia huh.
Your xanga entries are rather... interesting..
ha. props.
ahhahaha
hey itx not my fault!!! i blame it all on you
merry xmas richard!! : ) stay cool and funky yeah!
Why is it that everytime I come around, you stop updating?
godo thing i didn't get a membership card haha with
all those ppl you meet XD
dis is what happens when ppl get bored dey comment ppl they dont knoe...
MANG THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING FUNNY......I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAW 2 MOPEDS.......LOL HAHA FUCKING LOSERS
update, beeeyyoooooottccchhh ---
am i funny lookin?
I don't even know the meaning of gym anymore. So out of shape...
random props hollas
lol yah weo its ok lols i so suck at math so yeah tat would b real generous of yooh XP
iznt the grandma thang kinda 2 much?
bring a camera the next time you go to the gym.
i cant believe you finally quit =(
a yo muthe rfucker i no what sarcasm men..looking like a dawm monkey so dont be tryin to come at my neck like that i actually fund it funny
lol you have the nuttiest stories ever, good luck crashing the fast food ind.