September 2, 2005
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Learn Something New:
If you didn't know, i have a neighbor that lives a few houses down that annoys the shit out of me. He goes by the name of JasonX. While I'm blogging on xanga, some victim in his backyard always screams for help. The community suggest he kills his victim silently, but NO he chooses not to and interrupts our free time. At first I decided to teepee or egg his house, but nah thats old school. Why not kick vandalism up a notch? I Present to you:
"How To Set up Your Neighbor In a Shitty Situation"
inspired by my chemistry teacher, Karl WinterStep 1: Take a big fat dump or steal a POS(piece of shit)
Step 2: Run over to the victim's house, and light a POS on his front porch.Step 3: Ring the door bell
The victim will answer the door, and his first instinct would to stomp on the POS, attempting to put the fire out.Step 4: Take off running to the Victims back door, when jumping the fence do a "fob pose", in the event that you have been caught by witnesses, they'll frame a innocent fob instead.
Step 5: Go up to the Victims back door, and knock on it excessivly. When knocking on door I prefer the "grind beat" by clipse.
Step 6: *Victim will run to get the backdoor* Be sure to leave a signature note. Mine says "pwned By DisBoiRichyard".
Step 7: *As Victim runs from the front porch to his backyard, he will leave a trail of muddy shit stains all over his house*Observe through the window, and laugh. Also take pictures to black mail him. To top it off, blog on xanga about your vandalism story, and get eprops.
"why hassle to load a gun to shoot someone, when you can set them up to shoot themself in the foot"
Check Out My Video below:
Comments (320)
i hate my neighbors..
haha those are awesome pics
LOL
AHAHAHA that's too awesome!
i think i might actually do that.
ahahah
that kool man
keep up the work
later man
haha..datz funni....ur so smart..haha...
haha very funny!! love your captions =)
ryc: what so cool???
haha awesome, you're too smart for your own good richyard.
oh yeah, do you want to watch that movie??? :]
haha, great! Well thanks for the advice, talk to you later! You decided to come back public huh? who gives a damn about ppl who dont want to read this
lol, well see ya later. Bye.
Later,
~Francisco~
lol
nice
well heres your comment
you think your so BIG playing that nigra game!
lmao!
HAHAHHAA...oh my gosh...dude you are too funny
LMAO . that's funnny xPP! I should try that sometimes =] haha
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ahahaha. your entry is hilarious. mms.. its pronounced "top cuties" lol.
cath.
ha
gosj you are so funnndy
hahah that was funny .
your such a dork .
keep it up .
o enn thanx fuh duh comment . =]
x___ShawTii3
oh i actually meant like house hold appliance vaccums but i guess u could look at it that way, that was very insightful of you
hahahaha thats so funny! im gonna try that with my dogs poop
weren't your neighbors wondering why you were celebrating Halloween a little TOO early?
youre a genius
hmm, wait til the precal gurls hear THIS one. not only are u a xanga junkie..u're a photoshop junkie also!! u need to go to rehab >_< n it's about time u subscribed!!!
Nice plan make up another one
hahaha nice .. proppppps [= . la di daa . howss lifee hm hm ?
the plan is awesome, but the nunchuck video is WAY betteer O_O
Holy shit man that nunchuck vid kicks serious ass. If you bitches haven't watched it watch it now you'll shit your pants, and then you can do the neighbor prank..
good prank and those 2 people are you right?
hahaha very nice, whats next man?
that is TOO funny. lol. and the vid was awesome. u should go on the steve harvey show. the search thing and u could win lotsa $$. haha
well nice site
glad were talkin again
*XO*JESSiE
is that real fire? video took a long time to load but was good do you practice
Richard your so F*CKING AWESOME, in a non gay way.
YOU WIN!
LMAO Omega, you're so cute (in a kid way). I just wanna pinch you cheeks.
HAHA you crazy bugger, that's hilarious.
LOL.
great idea.
thats hilarious.
it's more exciting if YOU actually shit in the bag as you're squatting at the front door. And it's really funny to t.p. the house and then light the end of the tp on fire, just like a fuse. ahhh beautiful.
Boy, what is wrong with you?!!! You have some issues, but I admit that it was funny..
hahah finally you update with something good
wow you're so incredible with the nunchucks! thanks for checking out my xanga
richard you look very sex in that green shirt. =)
lol ^_^y
nice pogo action -_-
ha, yea. Sucks ain;t it? What grade are u in? Ha, nice pictures
black and blueee?
soo depressingg.
hahah your such a dorrkk. :]
nicee storyy. i like the fob pose.
who's taking the pictures anyways?
what if the neighbor just dumps water on the flaming poo? (HAHA "flaming poo") then he/she wouldnt end up having poo prints all over his floor ... there is a definite fault in your plan!!! lol
again, i may ask you, do you actually train in martial arts? or do u just teach yourself tricks?
what about homecoming?!
<3Amber
Dude! that's some funny shit! i like that, plus u got pics to go along with the story.
May have to try that out one day.
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hahahahhaah nice
wutz up richyard
hahhaa that was an awesome plan and a awesome tape!! ur awesome man lol im so scribin u
So funny .....thanks, I needed a good laugh.
haha thats so from this movie i saw once. i think. or maybe it was a story i heard. i forget. what does pwned mean? i am the only person who doesnt know. i also dont really get exactly what sike means either...hahaha.
hahah thats funnie you photoshop freak
lols richard your awesome.
LOLL sweet video dude.
GOOD SHIT..... HEY YOU TELL MY GREESY FRIED CHICKEN HI YET FOR ME???? MY AFRO WILL RIVAL ANY BLACK PERSONS AFRO
-NAM
Damn your XTracker -Shakes fist in anger.-
hahaha
yeah its like chrischoi's
because he's the god of xanga.
almost.
heeeyy.. good job on those pics lol
yea.. state fair was a lot of fun.. it did suck that it was the last day... buts thats alright.. cuz im working somewhere else to make more moolah =]
whoaa u havent been on this thing for soo long.. its been forever since i last talked to you
<333
i bet ur named smartest kid in da block.. and u fuked dat jason over
lol nice site........havent talk to u in a while too.....good luck in hs
random propz!
that's freakin kewl adventure ROFL
latah ^_~
one talented mofo !!!
LOL that's kinda scary..
but dude.. why the .53 cents on top of your five? i guess every little bit counts huh? 
hahahha. you are a genius and really good with those nunchucks. I hope ur not hurt. lol.
haha nice i like ur lil video its hilarious well imma go do hw byes. i also liked the story funny well laters
rofl nIICe .. and nice kata vid.
yes that is indeed a table from school, well i am in school and it's a science class, lol nice picz? propzzz
Everyone can enjoy a good POS prank - well, except for the poor guy with a POS stuck to his shoe. hehe ... thanks for the comment.
did nebody call the cops when u put that mask on outside while holding a butterknife?
o, nice video btw, nunchuck'n while on a pogo requires real skills.
Richyard~!!!! so fracking hilarious~!!!!!!!! you're such a genius~!
thats funny.
hey thats really cool and funny it made me feel better!
ooh yea! i had fun w/ tho text j/k , next time chuz got any kewl adventure
lemme join yuz lolz , okie
latah ^_~
HAhahahahaha! That was fucking hilarious.
Haha, you're great. And awesome for donating money =]
hahaha! that's so random.
funny stuff =p
laters
hey u dont kno me but i thought dat entry wuz fukin hilarious!! lmao! well laterz!
Kristo
u in sum kinda martial arts or sumthan? hahah cuz da sword n da nunchucks got me thinkin...hahaha =) well lots of luv <3 !!!!
Kristo
Kickass video, man. I never saw that pogo stick trick coming.
u that nunchuck guy from 3gn lmao
haha lol, some funny entries
whoa. haha
HAHA, this is a great post! I love it. This kind of sounds like something that you'd do for Halloween though.
Hope you're having a good labor day weekend!
-orange
hey what's up? ur xanga is interesting. i like it
well ill ttyl
much love,
Jeannie
damn...that's some crazy shit you've got goin...i used to do martial arts as well, though i only fight now in competitions...i no longer do katas or stuff like that...well keep it up man, you've got some talent
there is a slight flaw in your prank however: most people don't wear shoes inside their house...but still, a good prank nonetheless
peace,
Kevin
sounds extrememly fun .
random props .
Stewart
funny! omg. i'm glad i dont have any weirdo neighbors.. wait a minute, i guess i'm the weird one!
HEY! How come you didn't use THIS neighbor for your thingy? Gosh, im so offended...
LOL your video was crazy! next time I need to be in the background just lookin FINE... haha JK! haha hope you didnt break your ass bone
Yo wazzup! Just a random propper.
awesome site. love the vandalism story. its awesome
hey im doin ok iono where im moving to tho
hahaha funny video
dam dis nikka have too much time in his hand hahahahha
haha that's creative! and really cool movess in your video! you're the next bruce lee ^-^
ahhaha yur a looozer
hey thanks man.
best of luck to you too.
Stewart
how much more if i want a blue pheonix and insect warrior suit?5 buks?
Hey, very nice site.
mr.spurgers um i think u got the wrong person i had miss ppitman
Interesting ... !! I think i'm giong to subscribe to you. Props --Darla
haha nice vid. wish cody the best of luck for me.
PUHAHAHA
You gotta update, man.
thanks for visiting. =] ha, nice story, well done.
that video was cool!
was that a rabbit that ran by?
=D yeah im okie dokie=D and im at mah cousins so yeah... and i don;t think i kno ur cousin.. haha but its cool.. well imma ttyl byes...
LOL
Nice guide, props for the fob sign, thats hilarius.
Awesome nunchuck skillz!
haha shit recihard... hahahah funny.
I haven't commented on any site for several months but when someone takes one of my ideas and doesn't credit me it makes me really mad......thanks for enjoying my work but please give credit where credit is due.
~Lan =)
You're scarin' me, dude. You're gonna grow up to be a serial killer! haha!
haha,
I should do that...hmmm....
props
angel
Thanks for stopping by.
I haven't commented on any site for several months but when someone takes one of my ideas and doesn't credit me it makes me really mad......thanks for enjoying my work but please give credit where credit is due.
~Lan =) Posted 9/6/2005 at 3:59 AM by Sup007
MY Response: I didnt copy your'e idea, i got the idea from my chemistry teacher, which is fully credited. Just because my title "learn something new" is similiar to yours doesnt mean i copied your'e idea.
your the best richard. kick ass video.
rofl nice vid hope you didnt hurt yourself too badly T_T
Plan to watch the movie with me! haha
-hannah
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i denno i just somehow got to ur site and ur pictures are hilarious they made me laugh =]
hahha and nice nunchucks video! pogo stick? awesome. i have no idea what i'm writing because this is a vblack window! hahhaaa
Wow, thanks for the tutorial! lol =P
This is frickin' hilarious! What an ingenious idea...maybe I'll use it on my uncouth neighbor...
hey richard when we gonna talk bout the deal cuz i want sum more stuff and ill pay more for it
Hey, I like your video.=D It was really good....The pogo stick had me laughing.
great job!.......very funny
i guess u can teach me a few things about photoshop....im so computer illiterate
Ha ha! That's too freaking great!
Lets see that shit in slow motion!
haha richyard...wonderful blogging skills...yah kevin is an awesome dude..i agree....and i been trying to feel better...its slowly getting there...take care...and i need to ask u question...so t2ul..bye
love,
annie h.
sorry about the dime lol
hi richard!
hi i was just passing by and i read your post and found it to be quite funny lol so i thought i would leave you some props not like you need anymore but still lol ok well thats all ttyl take care
Rachel
Hahahha r u a ninja or some sort of super human being? Thats awesome of u!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ AWESOME PICS!
~The Bunny
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damn soo many comments... wat a pimp lolz love the pictures! I know i should be workin on BET huh?
i didn't even know you can light poo
OH SHIT!!! CHINO I FINALLY READ MY GUESTBOOK AND JASMINE SIGNED IT........ FINALLY BLACK PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO BECOME MORE MODERNIZE.........LOL
-NAM
u sure can swallow
yah kevin is cooll...hrm..i think i wanted to ask you..if u know any website that u can upload music straight from computer/cd....yah...cause i had hostapix..but idk why..but that page doenst work anymore..yah...if u can..help me out...thx richyard...
love,
annie
hey Richyard. =)
I think those eprops got me alll better. =D
haha. ooh cool nunchucks video; wells so far,
my computer is slowwwww. so i onlee got to see some
of it. but it's good so far. *thumbss up* =)
-- Belinda
hahah nice pics
i like the fob pose when jumpin the fence. =P
Lol that's some funny shit...
i love your site
When are you going to update?
sam houston is cool!
yeah?
yesss iits iis (=.. sO urr frOm us ?
<3
So YOU'RE Richard. n__n Heard about you through a friend which you should be quite acquainted with...
lmao because of the entry...
>__<
lol
'this shit' is a stab at the RATWOI.
DUDE
help me out?!
i could really use the help
just vote for me here:
http://www.xanga.com/whynose
thanks man. i really appreciate it if u vote for me..
[sarcastikism]
aren't the girl scouts a little young for you?
nice very nice lmao
lmfao.. funny. =P
-miss nancy
hahahaha omg i took da tyme to read ur story and wqatch ur movie and u are a genius lol u r soo funny! lol well thanx for da support i really appreciated it1 well see u in pre cal holla bac!
have you taken a dump lately ?
Huh?
im bored..............."taco bell day" was funny ^_^
Hey there, just checking out different sites... and I came across yours...thats really funny, and genius *random props*...see ya around, Ashley
hahhaha lolz okayy... ii ment wahat kiinda azn u r..
<3
man i wish i had nunchuck skills
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii richarddd
I'm glad someone besides wuwu and Caka did not win too!!!!...LOL
That Nunchucks video was awesome! I can't wait to see Part 2. =)
Have a great day!
-orange
You're so freakin clever.
Yarrr!!!! Don't forget, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!
sorry to tell you this richard.. but im not longer in texas. im back in biloxi. my parents surprised me this weekend and brought me home. im gonna go to biloxi junior high now. not sam houston high no mores. =T i dont think you can share the pain of me being alone anymore. =T ill have to face this on my own.. cuz everybody left. =( i really wanted to stay.. but i guess it's for the greater good. i miss everybody up there.. but it's better off for my schooling.. cuz sam houston started off without me.. how am i supposed to catch up with those type of teachers? =T laters richard. keep in touch dudess
yo Richard! here's my new Xanga screename. catch ya later. *muahs and hugs*
♥ suSan do
lolz thats a kool numbchucks videos
lmao i saw a rabbit passing by
Haven't talked in a while... just dropping by.
ew eww ewwwww...itz Richard..lolx...lyk ur comic it'z ko0 n funnii..lolx....drop by say hi...well laterrr buddii
wow dude you are weird lo l
The contest had begun! It is UR JOB to get people to vote for you on the Contest_2005 site! So u better hurry! You better get as much as u can to go on to the next round!
<33 ash
FYI!!! PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!!! go here: http://www.xanga.com/Contest_2005
All you have to do is leave a comment that says: " jacob_hi " -- and that gets me a single vote in this silly contest this little girl made up. And it only takes a second of your time.
I thought I would be nice and help-out this little girl with the contest by joining, because people were posting rude and crude comments on her xanga. She's a sweety, and I thought "why not..." I'm in the running with two other gents. I have reasons why you should vote for me (LOL):
(1) I don't use the Lord's Name in vain my Xanga (the other two do ... and frequently)
(2) I actually post intelligent and thought provoking posts unlike my competitors who talk about trash and perversion
(3) I don't swear on my Xanga or use abbreviated online swear-slang
(4) I don't beg for comments / eProps
(5) I'm over the age of 14 -- unlike my competitors
(6) I don't use "r" "u" "ur" instead of "are" "you" "your/you're"
(7) I know how to spell
(8) I occasionally use words over 9-letters long from my extensive vocabulary
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(10) I LOVE JESUS AND IM NOT AFRAID TO SHOUT IT!!! (and even post it on my xanga)
This is where you click here and then vote for me!! Thanks kids! And make sure you check out my competitor's xangas as well ... you'll see I didn't just make-up those things above. LOL!
Dude, you're one bad motherfucker with the nunchakus. Personally, polearms (spears, javelins, partisans, etc.) are my weapon of choice. They aren't as cool or flashy, but they keep the fight at a safe distance.
haha you so crazy Richard..funny pics...well yea Im that chick at the tennis court when Binh and your homes were askin for directions to find hannah.well later
Dd
Man, I would just love to get a lap dance, lol.
Have a great weekend!
-orange
And don't worry about that Jacob guy. Your xanga is nothing like he described...don't know what he was thinking when he wrote it. You can beat him.
haha.......... tha's funny
I know someone who's done that before.
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LOL I LOVE UR POS!! Sooo whitty!! Yes let us go and eprop xangsters Ninja Jedi Stlye! May the force be with u!!
The Bunny
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HAha that's awsome
Thanks, I've got a preacher next door who annoys the hell out of me.
haha lol nice pixs. x]
i think ive been by here before... neways randoms.
kool. x] damm u chika magnet! lol denks fer hta propzies!!! ookay
btw i subscribed.
baiiiiiiiii
Woohoo, first comment for the month of October!
Have a great weekend!
-orange
Thanks for the tip, and by GOLLY! UPDATE LAD I WANNA SEE MORE ADVENTURES!!
The Bunny
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HAHAHAHAHAHA...hilarious video!!!
lol.. i've giv u da codes.. i'm sorry.. wha is ur email again?
long time, whats next?
nah we have homecoming prince and princess too but we have homecoming king and queen too. well yea imma go to sleep byes.
Cool video, u got skills
I saw u on my xanguh tracker but u didn’t leave NO Propz Buh iitz o.k. newayz thnx 4 at least lookiin @ mah site, well im out.~``1``~
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hey man its nearly a week, update man. i wanna see the next installment of pranks and vids!!
haha that rocks
Hey Judy!!!! U weirdo! U would come out with that kind of thing in your xanga.
You my friend are one of the funniest people on xanga....
~~~~Sh/rky~~~~
me love you long time, too .
hahahaha whoa nice story....
hahahah this entry is priceless.
hii richyarddddd =] i bet i can bet you up and ur gay nunchuckz again just like i did at ur partie =P haha and it wasnt my bdai .. it was amy's so say happie bdai to her .. wow richyard datz one hott neighbor you have.. lookz familar hahah aittez.. see ya later
* KimiEe xXx
saw u droped by..
what is up Richard? you needa post up more of your kewl shit =). i miss reading them...*sniffles*muahs and hugs*
♥ suSan do
random propz
LOL .. omgsoh ur xanga is awesome ... hilarious!!
budding filmmaker! : )
TAG UR IT!!!!!!
THIS IS SOOOO SCARY!!! SEND THIS TO 15 PPL IN THE NEXT 143 MIN AND THEN PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS!!! IT IS SOOOO SCARY CUZ IT WORKS...BUT IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN...YOU WILL BE CURSED WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS! SEND IT TO 15 PPL IN THE NEXT 143 MIN
lol.. danks for da for puttin me on da elite xangans with respect list.. how did u judge who gets to b on it?
Hehe, thanks for putting me on the elite xangans list. 1337!
Have a great week!
that was pretty damn funny. nice work.
puha...you funny man...I know I didnt give you a lap dance but hey...lolz
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it aint the end of the world
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hah to bad Im so shy when it comes to other ppl when Im dancing ..haha..I'm usually not that free minded
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haha, Wooooow..
hahahhahhhahahhahahaha (that's all i can say) hahahahahahahha
hahahah, that is awesome. I watched the video below to, and it pretty much ruled. I liek the pogo action.
lol you genius
RYC: Oh come now. You are just saying that.
I DONt think u will read this since it is number 220 but its worth a shot huh!?!
<3Amber
h3yaaa you
shake them..
haha
OMFG that's fuckin 'Die laughing' funny...I love you now for making me laugh so hard...but being an Ex-Girl Scout....we sucks...girl scouts are bitchy evil whores who should be shot one by one.
Random props but you seem iight so b cool!
*You've just been Pimp-i-fied by the Pimptastic Pimpette*
Asha
If I could take u to the next E3 I would LOL
~ The Bunny
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Man, your soooo cool, man. How do you do it? Whats your secret my master? Man, I'm a Dj and you're getting more girls than me!!! Man, you're so cool man. HEY, maybe we can do some crazy vidoes some time. I got some shit thats hilarious.
Funny and interesting pics.
We geniuses know who we are
that's hilariouss =)) random props misterr ... . . .. !!
Damn I'm suprised you saw my comment in your whole stack of a MILLION comments you have!!!
You ever gonna post again?
~Eddie
nawww.. sonic did thiss. stupid drive through
I LOVE IT
ryc: dude...keni looks like he's more your height. you'll probably outgrow him too after a couple years haha
Haha, omg. That's funny. But you could've atleast changed your pants... And the video is cool too.
yes many have found my tongue irresitable
Haha, righttt.
Them aliens are pretty interesting creatures. I've read quite a few alien books for SSR in the past!
Have a great week!
time for an update yah dink.... ne ways HI RICHARD =]
237 Comments?! That's awesome! Great idea, funny too. And the nunchucks were pretty sweet. But I must admit, I'm more of a sword person myself, I prefer cutting off limbs than giving bruises and welts. Then again I'm sure that when those things hit you it hurt like crazy.
P.S. I always thought it was numchucks. Thanks for helping me not sound like a idiot no more.
^_^ lol so I saw yoo visited my site...... Didn't even leave a comment ehhh... Well random props REALLY funny pictures haha seems fun I should do something like that one day! =) Well Toodels!
<3 SarRa
ha thanks for sweet comment
caught u on my tracker ^__^ propz
aghettomous
Hey what's up. Hope you had a great weekend.
HAHAHAHA lol..... ur funny but I think yoo mistaken me for someone els! I don't ever go to any cafe and look at ppls xangas..... ^.^ hah but this is a small world.... And If I did recognized yoo I woulda been like HEY ARENT YOO THAT GUY WITH THE KOOL SLASH FUNNY XANGA?!?!? CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAPH?!?!?! =D lol yep thas what I woulda said if I was that girl..... but anywho I'll talk to yoo laters buddy bye!
<3 SarRa
wow thats pretty funny. and funny that you would take the time to do that....but i probablywould too...anyays props for the ......good entry. lol
ASHLEY
Hi RichYard. =]
Wheres your update? Its been too long.
My dad used to do that.
Subtract the nifty back-door note.
haha, i learned that from wuwu too, it then just started to happen to me so i decide to rant about it too.
btw: the first time i read this, i was lmao
dude. that's awesome. you've got some major skills.
update, so we will know that u r still alive
Yeah, my dad was a pretty cool kid.
Man, I could tell you some stories.
But, I'll tell you this, never, ever race to a swing, that has a 6 inch nail coming out of one end with your brother who just happens to let you win.
Ever.
LOL!!! if i won 6 bucks off the loterry.. what could i do with it? i wanna win thousands.
if not millions. HAHAHHA!
you're funny!
i must say this is a very clever statagie! i think i will refer to it some time in the near future when some on pisses me off! lol. thanks for the comment!
~cayla
Hahaha! so funny...
ahh!! richyard u suck! ;you didnt get to go to the bbq at khoaz house fridai =[ i couldve showned you more movez or just beat you up haha well i miss you! damn i dont see you noe more at skool =[ boo hoo
* KimiEe xXx
caught you on my tracker once again. lol. (:
nicee videoo. that thing crack me up. haha .. later <3
im gonna tri that som time. xlolx. peace
Scarey pics man, somebody call the cops
Last week you told me that this weekend would be awesome. Was it? If so, that's cool then. If not, sorry to hear it.
la-la-la .. you`ve been tagged .. u better do it .. -evil glare-
-miss nancy
update already
We should make a video of us fighting with Kento sticks! Whoooah!
~ The Bunny
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koooooolie! props =]
Random probs...haha u're a funny guy.
wow that's hilarious... brilliant at the same time
-Ko
Thanks for your comment.
seems like you don't really update.. I subscribed though. I've read some of your old posts, they're all good stuff
-Ko
OMG yes... mexican icecream vendor's sore toe
Aye, sorry about that!
Just wondering, will there be a sequel to this awesome blog entry?
Well, take care my friend. Might not be here for a few days because of school projects! :/
I shouldn't find that amusing... but I do.
grandmas a biotch! >=(
http://www.chimp3.com/index.php?mid=23680
add more dude, these are hillarious.
kenny
Hell yeah, Go Katanas, do you own any? I see you have Nunchucks! LOL
HOLY FUCK! I WANT THAT HATORI HANZO! Where did u get it lad?!
~ The Bunny
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holy cr@p! last time i came it wuz this entry and now it dah same thing LOL , in case u 4got PROPZ
latuh
haha pshhhh, he's everything to me yo. its like "love at first sight". he's the only boy for me....
♥ suSan do
Boiling water? Genius. Pure genius.
Nice xanga you got there!!
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I think we should have a kento fightin tournoment! LOL
how come u dont update? n im gonna test out yor lil experinemt on Halloween on mai neighborz. ~_~lol peace
heya you wuhs supx
hahah like yur video when u fell ahaha!!!
any weze wat upz loozer im bored bleh!
With the hockey mask you got, let me guess, for Halloween this year, you're going to be Jason from Friday the 13th right? Happy Halloween man.
random props. dang boy, yu get some bad props.
waddup
Hahah thanks for the lin! How was ur halloween ? ! ^_^
so you're saying it's my BORDERS and not my SKILLZ?! eh.. i guess i ain't got skills..
Hahah I voted for ya though, it's cuz u have a funny ass xanga, why rthe hell wont u update?! ! Ahhh!
LMAO random props
Haha man are you ever going to update?
-Cuong
Heh. You make me laugh. I completely love your site.
One time, my friend Ashley and Me, teepeed her house....We teepeed her house. It was funny because she had to clean it up when she got home. Haha. Comment back!!
-Chowder
Can You vote for me?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMFG U GENIUS!!!! LOL!
luv da pics!! ahahahahahahaaahahahaahhaha
*still laughing*
ahahahahaahhaahahahahhahaaa
"fob pose"
"sexy girl scout hollering"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
hahaha~ lots of free time but very creative... I like.
Wooow, you got alot of comments! I especially liked the pic of the "fobby" pose going over the fence. LOL. Anyway, I came here via The Theologian's Cafe. Lots of us weren't raised too terribly religious, but I still don't see how prayer is harmful. Hmm...hmm...hmm.... I can see how the intolerance and fanaticism and scandal usually associated with religion are harmful, but prayer seems pretty innocuous. Well, not even innocuous. It's just kind of nice and uplifting at the very least, don't you think?
heeyy kirby<3
hey wen is the nunchucks video number 2 comin out
haha xanga talk.
lol damn richyard....you have too much time...but i love your posts! <3
la-la-la
haha dis boi rich yard
LOL!
That's fuckin' hilarious!
~crystal
dude it's been months....don't u think it's time for an update?
You sill havent' updated? I'm getting antsy.
Wow, you do learn something new every day. I had no idea that lockpicking sets were banned from ebay. They're so useful though. :/
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hey thanks for the comment see ya later
bye bye
bethany
..sigh...I must say, you made my stay here enjoyable, thank you for the inspiration, and I will be waiting for an update, now that Keni and I are gone SOMEONE needs to fill that void ^_^ Take Care ^_^
Hey neighbor, how come you never comment meeeeee..............?????
So when are you going to update? It would be interesting to see your next entry.
random propz
lol...now where can i find a p.o.s.?
hell yea big dawg, that was halloween. u gotta update your stuff.
kenny
i should do that to my neighbor
nice video!
that remindes me of when some light-hearted pyro fun, turned into me running with my foot on fire
Sweet video, man!!
Hey I liked that pic of that Honda Mammal vehicle, that ride is pimped out fho sho.................and I bet you made featured content already cuz u got alot of comments and I always see a comment left by you on most and/or all of the featured content xangans.........................good stuff.
AWESOME!