May 29, 2005
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I received the strangest phone call last night. I stared at my pillow half dazed and confused, wondering who would call me at such an odd hour. It was the Chinese mafia on the other line. They had a job proposal for me all across the other side of the world. I was informed that I was under surveillence through one of the chicks at school, working as a spy, for the past 12 months, through school and my weblog. They mentioned about my boxing entry and mugging post and was fond of my ingenious and strength. I was certified to be the next hardcore member for a week, training the apprentice, the art of fighting off malicious and violent mobs of cops that keep bustin the mafias wise plan. My jaws litterally dropped with ease, when they told me, I was to train with lucy liu and Zhang Ziu. And as a reward I would reside with one them for 2 whole weeks. Score! This didnt come too clear to me all at once, but It surely was an offer I couldnt refuse.
According to the plane tickets sitting on the table, im headed off to china today for a family trip, be back in 21 days. I'll be sure to bear everyone a little something something when I get back. For my fellow xangers. I'll bring you guys back a entertaing story. Otherwise I'll hand you my douchielicious Men's Journal magazine<---(click if you havent read this entry). I'll try my best to withdraw to a internet cafe once im there to respond to comments.
Comments (31)
haha hot chicks man
great choice of ladies, they are hot!!! especially my scorpion lady.. have a great trip and remember to behave.. hopefully no one would mug you again.. lolz.. *Hugs*
hey w``sup richard.......haha cool entry......dude no problem.......hey you viet too.....thats FREAKiN`` awesome!! well take care tran......and yes.......im the 3rd to comment...heck yes...lolx
props from the bay, to the props to the south
lol nice entry and wits with your previous entry about the muggers, nicely done, i saw your convo to wu wu. lol
Haha, if those dreams were only true..
FUCK GET THEM CHING CHANG GIRLS OUT OF HERR AND PUT IN SOME BLACK GIRLS.....MAY I SUGGEST JASMINE???
-NAM
hahah funnie dream hope you have fun in china eat lots of yummy food and be as much of a fob as you can be lol take a lot of pictures with ur fob signs hahahhahha toodles have fun =]
was it a wet dream? lol have fun in China dork!
awww have fun Richard! don't forget to bring me back something...LOL. *muahs and hugs*
♥ suSan do
haha that's a great dream =) have fun in china
Nice dream. Have fun in China. Wait.. you're probably on the plane right now... ah, whatever. Wasn't her name Zhang Ziyi?
wow..the details to your dream/nightime fantasy are so..exact..=]
i wana go back to china to
haha pack me in ur suitcase!@#
have fun in china!!!!!!
<3 always
Amber
have a safe trip!!
hey...................................??nice pix!!
nice dream.....and yeah... going to be a sophie and ur going to be a junior....:)
hey homie..just droppin thru to say hello
hit me up iight<3 xoxo
you're one wild guy
Hey lil' homie whatz poppin? I juz wanted to let u knw dat i got a new xanga..itz TaSteThiS_06 im not usin the pleazureMe17 one anymore...hOlla bAck..vAlErie
lol
Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked Jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything.what movie, What movie theatre and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss.not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told Jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell ya." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead.she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read:
My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, ASHLEY
Please foward this to more than 15 people or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you. Please Scroll Down
**In loving Memory of Ashley Halagey**
What Ashley did to one person who did not send this. --- One girl was looking through her e-mail and she deleted this message thinking it was another silly forward the next day she was found dead in her bed
jenny
CHINA?!! =D lucky.. u better bring meeh something!! =] mebbe a tiny lantern? =D bye bye richyard.. have fun
-miss nancy
Hope you have fun =) Did I comment yet?
haha ya funny
always yourself
>>random propz<< nice picz.. dey funni.. hehe
hahahha omg i cant believe i ran into your page that is so freakin werid. well this is amanda the one ali tried to "hook" u up with well its nice to final see ya.
-amanda
where did my comment go? testing 1...2....3
alrite...came back home and cant even read my comment -.-
aha thank you fob expert =D that true fobster is my brother hha
hei richard itz me aundrea a.k.a. tarcell{mi boifriendz name}!!!! newaiiz i hope u have a gud trip and man ur uglii as fuck not 2 b mean or nuthin but have a nice trip~~~~~~~~~ c ya lata BITCH naw im playin!!!
holla @ cha gurl diz aundrea a.k.a tarcell
sho me sum luv
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wtf when did you write this
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