February 18, 2006

  • I never got a refund for the melted chocolate

    I should have locked myself in the janitors closet for valentines day. Being adventurous, I decided to patrol the shopping center instead, and purchase all the valentines goody for myself one store at a time. I'm such a genius i proclaimed to myself. Once i leave the store i'll buy every card, chocolate and flowers the store have in stock. Leaving the non-single folks with nothing, but dried cactus for their valentine sweetheart. I was the grinch of all valentines, and imagined thousands of relationship going downhill because one of the person in the relationship bought the other a dozen of poison ivy because it was the only thing close to a rose available in the store.

    I stopped by walgreens to pick up a pack of wrigleys gum. Leaving the store, i left a quarter on the cashiers table and walked out. Excuse me sir, she yelped at me to come back to the cash register. Before she scanned my gum, she asked for my phone number and i was willing to give it out in a confident voice. Your total is 30 cents, at this point i was really confused. Wrigleys gum were always a quarter since the dinosaurs age, i struggled to find a nickel in my pocket to conclude my purchase. Walking out the door, i was screaming el senorita in my head. A hot Latino girl at the register just asked for my number at the register. I must be the sexiest guy that ever took a step in walgreens.

    My next destination was the shopping mall. Walking through the mall, i see tons of hallmark advertisement saying you should get your lover this and that. I couldn't take seeing it anymore, and planned to mess with the security guard so i would get pepper-sprayed in the eye which would solve my problem of  seeing the stupid ads. Although this would only solve my problem temporarily, once I wash the spices out of my eye, I would see the horrible ads again. I made my next purchase at Sams goody, and bought several dvds to keep me company for the rest of the night. Before the blonde chick scanned my dvds at the register she asked for my phone number, before she rang up my purchase. Maybe we could catch a movie sometimes, i told her in a casual silly tone. At this point, i've felt as if i discovered the cure for aids. Regretting not bringing the cell phone to call up 50 of my closest buddy and tell them the secret of valentines day, that all the cashiers on valentines day are trying to score a date with the customers.

    It was getting dark and cold outside. I made my last purchase at the department store to buy my mom a bottle of perfume for the holiday. This time it was an old lady in her 60's at the register. May i please have your phone number she asks before she rings up my purchase. My heart literally skips a few beat, with my jaw dropping to floor. I asked her why she needs my phone number in a nervous tones. "We at dillards department store, collect phone numbers for the sole purpose of sending our customers catalog and sales special in the mail", she responds. I gave her my phone number in a depressed voice, as she punches it in the cash register. I felt as if i received a million boxes of chocolate that night, only to find that it has been melted.

Comments (190)

  • If they ask for it, it's for advertising purposes :- haha, better luck next time! Or, maybe you shouldn't wait for them to ask you for it. lol whatever..eh!

                  Later,

                        ~Francisco~

  • Well, it can't be that bad... I've gotten Valentines from a sex-obsessed girl who wants to go out with me. You got off easy.

  • Hey, I'm just passing through blogrings, and wanted to tell you that yours is super well written!  And that's sweet that you got a Vday present for your mom!  Anyway, have a great weekend! *Rachel

  • I didn't even know that they asked for phone numbers.. hmm

    and the dried cactus part..  wow, good diction.  It made me laugh
    -Ko

  • I really loved that part about wanting to be maced just to be able to avoid looking at the advertisements.  That's classic. 

  • awesome precal skills? nooot. i failed the test as usual. i hate that shit yo! lol

  • man, BIG PIMPIN

    i also love the ladies

  • who can resist you? especially the hot latinas... :P

  • LOL fashure, genious entry fellow cousin

  • lols..chris is funny..well im commenting now..and i`ll do it again..once i read ur entry >_<

  • aww i love your entry. yea i wonder..if they need your number for teh store or for their own personal use..i was wondering the same when i registered to vote..this guy about 20 years old was asking for my cousins number..adn name..even though she filled it out..cause yea..well that was confusing..iono what im saying..lols..well imma go update

    love,
    annie

  • What do you mean................"your'e mom let's you skip wlth her?" you do know that I am daniel AkA syko's girl, rhigt.
    bye, Paulina

  • I'm sarry, I don't know you in person, But my b/f duse and he "say's that ur kool and funny as i can tell by reading ur xanga". Myb/f iz SYKO AkA daniel.
    bye, Paulina

  • Oh man, that's just messed up! :(

    Yeah, I can't believe that gum costs 30 cents now. Why did they have to increase it by 5 cents? Now I have to reach into my pockets for an extra nickel, which I often don't have because I don't carry nickels.

  • AHHHA LOOZER RICHARD!!

    the smartest kids i know lol

  • haha nice one richyard.

  • I just assume it's for business purposes. Whenever I go to Best Buy, they always ask for my #. Different department stores do that as well...some stores ask you to key in your phone number on this key pad. I don't think much of it....Walgreens has never asked for my #, not that I can recall. If they do, I would not remember.

  • I think I understand the "solitary confinement" story better now. But now I'm scratching my head wondering if there is any secret message in the unusual use of "el senorita". I can't imagine clerks asking for phone numbers here in California, including Walgreens. They'd get sued for sexual harassment or worse if a clerk asked a shopper for a phone number there's such paranoia over personal space here. However, you would make a good trustworthy Grinch, I'm all in favor of a Grinch stealing valentine's day.

  • Ah, they're just hiding the fact that they want you by using that as an excuse.

  • Depends if she gives you the elevator eyes or not!

  • you stare them in the eye and ask for a triple whopper if they say ok they have melted choclalte and if they say try burger king, then they have non melted chocalate.

  • *hugs* You'll be OK. Just lock yourself in the computer room and go online there before the bell rings. And bring a shuriken. That's fun to play with.. man, am I high...

  • Hmm- depends on the WAY they ask it.

  • yeah ever1 in skool call her dat.......she is really fat!!! lol but if she hear meh say dat she is gonna kill meh!!!

    <3 babii jen

  • haha yeah they do that at radioshack

    no it doesnt hurt at all

    all it is, is a mark on the skin....not a bruise....like if you took a marker and drew on yourself.....no pain at all

    have a great day

  • i've always wondered why they ask for phone number at the store

  • hahah

  • Wow, that ruined my day. Some hot guy at the store asked for my number.. I felt special for once. hahaha. I'm Joking..

  • LOL

  • All cashiers want my for my body...I can tell...

    Dan

  • haha thanks.

  • hahah poor rich Yard... could've done this story as your essay on 'what one thing motivated u' ..LOL

  • LOL nice picture. yeah we ninjas should unite! lemme borrow one of your swords. :]

  • thank you and you're MORE cool because you're in the "nerds are hot" ring too =D

  • I am a fucking ninja bro

  • very interesting post, and you seem to be more of a ninja then me, by the looks of your profile pic.

    and sadly, they just want your number for advertising and whatnot...but next time that happens (if they are to your liking) you should say, "only if i can have yours first"  and see what they do.   that should be amusing. 

  • haha nice update, wood or foam?
    I'm trying to learn butterfly too but i am afraid to get cut

  • word.

  • I've got lots of candy.

  • wow an old lady digs ya

  • "Once i leave the store i'll buy every card, chocolate and flowers the store have in stock. Leaving the non-single folks with nothing, but dried cactus for their valentine sweetheart."

    It's brilliant, and I'm kicking myself for not thinking of that.

    Usually it's professional. Walgreens is notorious for sending annoying pamplets.

    But when she calls you, you have every right to mock my judgment.

  • i just dont want to tell u!! lol

  • superpower? lol

    -amber-

  • wrigley's is 20 cents at wal-mart
    that would be hilarious to be the grinch who stole valentine's day's commercialism!

  • ^_^;;

  • my what ? PS ? O.o ?

    - teeneeH

  • Hehe, and what cause is this? I'll get my ninja gear.

  • im pretty sure that old lady was just trying to get into your panties.

    and thanks for the get well wishes=)

  • i dont see how u come up with this stuff.. funny ass hell tho...

  • If the cashier flashes her cleavage at you, that could be a sign for something.....

  • Yeap, unite and beat those evil bastards!!!... jkjk, thanks for the props though... cool profile pic by the way..later

  • can i get your number ^.~

  • hahaha sillly goose. well i say if u asks for ur name also. since calling and not knowing who to ask for would be stupid. once i spoke spanish to a pakistan lady because i was so eager to put my broken spanish to goo use. u will believe what u want to believe sometimes. good luck getting numbers

  • make sure to wait the appropriate days before calling.

  • Whoo. Ninjas fucking rock! xP

  • why, thankyou sir.

  • -___-

  • cashiers, huh. i sure would want a girlfriend who had such a prestigious job like that. anyway, this blog made me have horny thoughts about women with minimum-wage jobs, so congrats. i feel better about valentines and stuff, or worse.

    dude...im jus wondering, do you have an accent? "i see tons of hallmark advertisement" --- 'advertisement(s)'? i can imagine a vietnamese guy ranting about valentine's in broken english and lively gibberish. correct engl;ish sucks anyway. ive been speaking english for 2 months

  • easter egg hunts rock!

  • pr0ps

    ` misz kawaii

  • You are absolutly brilliant man.

  • that will be tight when you get facebook.....  good story, buddy!

    kenny

  • 7th on featured classic, yo.

  • ...ok...

  • power to the ninjas!

  • i think u r hilarious

  • hi we just randomly found your xanga site. comment back sometime??
    -heather and nicole

  • trust me, i won't.
    i learned my lesson.

    don't ever eat before swimming fast.

    my, no.

    and how come you couldn't get a valentine?
    poor richyard! =[

    ♥

  • can i have your phone number?!
    I'll send you some chocolates! poor guy! ;(

  • admit it..you loved granny asking for your number.

  • I'M A FUCKING NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow you are popular hahahah

  • They need to start making 30 cent coins

  • aw that's unfortunate.  I'm a cashier at ACE Hardware though and some people joke about the phone number thing when I have to ask them. 

  • Lol, Richard. Love this entry cause it's so original.=) Hope your mom liked the perfume.

  • haha,
    owned..

  • you need to pursue a career in comedy. Then, i can support u by buying ur merchandise.

    u are the man

  • propz for ya..

  • I DO have those genes!.... Somewhere.
    Somehow, I ended up being the odd one out with super-Asian eyes, horrible skills at math and martial arts, and a height smaller than your average yellow person.

    It's like God was all,
    "Durr it would be funny to make this girl the epitome of FAILURE."

  • THANKS

    ` misz kawaii

  • if you here the phrase "oh-em-gee i heck of want ur babies" randomly slipped in the conversation she probably wants it for relationship purposes.

  • They just want to hollaaaaaaaa Haha

    -Cuong

  • It  depends on how they ask you [face expression, tone, ect.]
    and .. what they look like. then again, i wouldn't really go out
    with  a cashier in the first place so i don't know.

    annnnd *reffering to your comment* ... 
    don't feel gay for a calling a skirt cute!
    but if you go out and buy that skirt for yourself
    THENNN you can feel gay. =D

  • I'LL COOK FOR YOU

    anytime!!!!!!!!!!!

    :)

  • haha ur mcdonald storys funny. so young and yet so insight of the problems that plague our society. i wish my lil bro could be as humorously articulate as u. he jsut shrugs and mumbles things. ive always thought all boys ur age were like that but apparently ur an anomaly. work those lines and ull get some girls soon.

  • hey wassup[=

    x3 shawtiie

  • ouch!
    that must have hurt when the asking-of-phone-numbers
    dawned on you!

    *may I have you phone number?? XD lol, jk

  • I figured out cakalusa's secret.

  • LOL~ I think they just ask for your phone number because they need it for marketing reasons but you can try to tell a hot cashier to call you NOT for marketing purposes only :P

  • hello!!! random epropz

  • awww...granny was only using ur number to send you junk mail.

    on another note....wrigley's gum is 30 cents now??????????

  • That 60 year old lady wanted your number. I bet she called you that night, huh? :P

    I've never had any clerk ask for my phone number. Just my ZIP code, and I assumed it was for advertising purposes.

  • i used to have a german penpal who loved wrigleys gum. i would send her a box each year heh.

  • I didn't know the name Richard could have a y in it.

  • older women have more experience.  there are lots to learn.

  • ij ust made a comment on a post you did months or years ago or whatever...how the hell did you...

  • poor richard!! lol

  • So that was classic to say the least.

    And.. As a fellow ninja.. I think we should unite in some form of anti.. Valentines.. ish.. thing.

    As for the number thing. um. If there is a follow up.. after asking for you digits. your in.

  • haha....if he were cute..i would give him my number and fel flattered...if he is ugly..i would tell him to go get stuffed.

  • you actually gave her your number?!? haha i woulda made it up. but if she's hot and around my age, i wouldn't have mind ;P

  • That old lady will probably call you soon.  She probably thinks you're a gigalo.

  • You totally retail scored.

  • hahahahhaha hmmm i wish i had that problem hahaha instead of i wanna fuck you for black girls.....damnit i'm asian stop tellin me that hahahaha

  • 107 comments? :o

  • this is the best/worst entry ever.

    It's like a very bad theologian's cafe entry.

  • man you can just tell okay?!!?!?

    with lawn mowers you can tell when they engines rev a  lot.

    P.S. I AM A LAWNMOWER. no obsession. I am what I am.

  • Nah, I'm actually right-handed. But my brother is left-handed. Somehow, he must've transferred his talents to me. :p

  • hey looozaaa

  • yes i was dissapointed

    i expected 200 comments to be following you around D:...or girls

    but nah dude..no black girls lol

  • i guess it depends on the looks they give u...if a leering kinda look ..its 4 relashionshipz...if its a bored/mean look that sayz "hurry up and buy the damn thing" then...........^^ lol

  • heh heh. The trick is how they ask for it. Listen for the sultry tone. ;)

  • lol probaly wont play for awhileeee

    hrmmm since ur sooooooooo popular on xanga u should put our banner on ur page

    just a suggestion =)

  • hahaha ur such a fucken pimp w/ 60 year old ladies hahaha jk

  • SUB................

  • very well written site, im just passing through

  • did you know you could get a facebook now?  they started letting high school and college people be friends on the facebook.

    kenny

  • hey you are2 days older than me. and interesting. the combination of the two means i subsribe.

  • waz^?

  • haha ur good!!!

  • wal-mart has choclates but then....everybody hates wal-mart.

  • IS THE KID IN THA PIC NAMED TERRY OR SOMETHING AND DID HE GO TO SOUTH BIRDVILE ELE. IN LIKE KINDERGARDEN OR 1ST GRADE????? PLEASE COMMENT BACK

  • thank you!

  • Ha,the grinch of all valentines.I think a movie or some TV special should be made,based on that :-p

  • So...ya I remember the one that always made me laugh....LOL....How could I forget you...I am surprised that you remember me...I was reading another xanga and I saw a post you posted and I was like...."OMGosh...." So hows life treating you??? Is that a pic of you know of when you were younger? Well hit me back to chat.

  • its 50 cent!

  • HI

  • Who the crap is this?JJ!!HEHE!!!But really who is this?

                         nobody

  • did you know there is a facebook for high school/college people?

    kenny

  • it wasnt staged -_- johnny was being stupid when he recorded it

  • ahahahah wth.... i ain't make it with no girl.. you got the wrong person

  • if she's above 30, you can be pretty sure she isn't making a pass at you.. your stories are very entertaining =D

  • lol,

    i read that girl's comment.

  • saw you dropped by .

  • I'm always rushing to get to classes as well! Better to eat three slices of bread while going to class than nothing though...

  • heyy , yeahh most of the people  in the picture are from sam .

  • that was a hilarious story! thanks! =] if you really love chocolates, it's best to get them after valentines day -- they sell 'em at big discounts!

  • hey wassup....just givin ya sum propz...saw u on my visitor list n wanted to holla atcha

    Ray-Ray

  • heyy richaarrdddd U KNOW WATT!!

     u never said thank you for that tutoring i gave wit yur hw ahhahah.. i know im smart!!!!

    anywezee how yur spring breeek!!!! libary party all the time huh!!?? fun...

  • You're a ninja, right?

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhaha

  • HEY COME YOU HAVE SO MANY COMMENTS AND E-PROPZ GIB ME SOME TIPS:p

  • yep it's a hassle to find someone to do the braids for free.

  • wsup richyard..gyea long time no talk..i heard about my dad saying something about arlington..like a wedding or something....i dont rmemeber..but iono if we goinggg..lols..so gyea.. maybe!

  • richyard.....i was trying to find my comment..adn i see that its the last one..haha anywyas....happy st pattys day..oh and i forgot to tell you my ninja name. my firend davina gave me the name dim sum..so im ninja dim sum x]

  • You my friend need to update! Haha

    -Cuong

  • haha....who wouldn't want your number... i bet they just didn't want to admit about wanting your number so they made up a thing or two about an item being stolen.. :)

  • Once i leave the store i'll buy every card, chocolate and flowers the store have in stock (grammatical mistake its "has")

    ^_^ why not kirby? the movies badass, you would so laugh your ass off ..or think its really stupid ;) lol ahah whichever :D

  • I've never tried ordering coffee over the internet before...

    It's been a month since you've last updated!

  • Well Richyard of  the very big state of Texas, I comind you on your bold endever to rid yourself of the great pain many of us must suffer through on Valentine's Day. And I am very sorry the security guard was not kind enough to spray your pitifull sexy eyes. How rood of that man!!! GOOD LUCK next year.

                                                       ty_fly36

                                      P.S.      I think that 60 year old likes you! 

                                                  

  • lieee ¬_¬

  • You said you needed props?? lol

    Don't forget to wear your seatbelt, and when you are on the road,
    give me a call so I know to stay home. hahaha. jk!

    see you soon RICHARD!

  • funny i like it though

  • wats it with u and swords/knives??? lol...lol..

  • LOL...man we look exactly alike. some guy thinks ur my cosuin. hooray i look like richyard! now i get the chixxx

  • hahahaha

    if you've been there before then they dont ask, for the most part

    and if they're hot make a move lol

  • dude. you need to update yoru xanga. haha

    ryc: maybe it's an imposter?

  • " I must be the sexiest guy that ever took a step in walgreens." <-- I concur

  • Hey there.. (:
    Props.

  • sexy ass richyard

  • where u go???

  • "I hope you enjoyed the Richyard xanga experience. It was fun."

    Glad you're back man!

  • Okay, so I know you guys have heard it a thousand times, and you will hear it once more.

    There is a speech teacher at my school named Mr. Reese who is diagnosed with liver cancer and the doctors say that he has less than a month to live. Well, he and his wife just had a baby (like less than a few months ago) and they also have an older child. His wife is currently unemployed and seeing as all of his sick days are used up, he is no longer getting paid by the school. So basically it all comes down to this: his family needs finiancial help! Our school has arranged a thing at Taco Cabana thats off of 360 and Pioneer Parkway (303) on Thursday, May 18th, from 4-9 P.M. Please, PLEASE go there to eat and mention that you are from Sam Houston or that you are wanting 20% of your money to go to Mr. Reese's donation fund. All donations are greatly appreciated. For those of you who go to Sam Houston, monetary donations are also being accepted in Mr. Ostrowski's room, room 231.

    Sincerely,
    Me

  • Hey i live in ohio and no u

    leave me a comment peace

    J-Rowe

  • hey dork[= wassup?

    x3 shawtiie

  • hope you're not pulling a "urtoasted"

    haha

    Dan

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  • HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    STFU!!!!!!!!
    everyone says that!!
    and they come back. oh fuck

  • Hi Richyard.

  • Happy birthday!

  • hey wow... it's the thing form spotlight.

  • Hey *propz*

  • DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!![not a good idea]

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    here just do it

    most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I

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    within a

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    guy or girl you wanna be with 3

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    10 people- your crush will say they like you as a

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    20 people- your crush will ask you out!

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    30 people - Your crush

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  • haha its all good i appreciate the suscribe.

  • hm...maters what store i guess

  • DUDE YOUR SO FUNNY CAUSE YOUR JAPENESE!!!!

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  • hahaha your really funny.. suscribe me or tmb..

  • Hello Richyard,
    I like your site. You worked hard to make it more interesting than most. The pictures are a nice touch. I see that you have many wry observations here!
    I like to write articles about God and religion on my site. I want to help people to really get to know God, especially in these troubled times. Jesus gave us a message of hope that is in the Bible: 14 When the good news about the kingdom has been preached all over the world and told to all nations, the end will come. (Matthew 24:14) (CEV) I hope you get a chance to look at them.

  • Walgreens <3

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  • Ur awesome Fosho

  • saw you pass by my siite

  • Usually i asked before giving away my number, but i trust stores to keep my phone number private.

  • hey richard.

  • saw you pass bye my siite

  • oh snap! richy got buffed! :o

  • i see you are still going about this ehh. Keep in contact richyard

  • stop lurking freal

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