Let's protest and start the civil fat movement, before america sinks below sea level because of people like rosie o donnel. I'm tired of all them fat lards out there, laying around complaining that mcdonald ruined there life. They go out and file some big lawsuit against the restraunt for making them fat, win a few thousand grands. Then blows off the money on a big mac. Share the wealth fatso, you're so lucky getting that reperation check,and having a sexy booty dancer body. Just nod your head once, and your whole body will shake and jiggle in a harmonic motion for the next 2 hours. Chances are you'll be featured on BET, shaking that laffy taffy with Beyonce. Obese-izzle, my nizzle.
The movie "super size me" tried to tame yall Rhinoceracus, instead it had trained teens into thinking they're fat, which eventually transform them into anorexics. I'll be blunt about it, mcdonald is ruining our society! The only way to end a problem is to attack the problem as a whole. Therefore we must attack the employees, customer, and even the hobos collecting change in the mcdonald's playpen.
"my target,local mcdonald drive thru in my town "
To save embarassment of being stuck in the door of mcdonald, most of there customers order through the drive-thru. This is where my plan of attack comes in. Using a walkie talkie, i can set one of the devices next to the microphone and speaker of the drive thru. Hiding in a bush observing the transaction, i can say anything through the other walkie talkie, making the customer think its the employees taking their orders.
"my plan in progress"
I'll show you a little demonstration. lets pretend an asian guy drives in.
Employee: Welcome to mcdonald, can i take your order?
Customer: Can you hold on a bit, i'm not quite familiar with the menu
Me(on walkie talkie): damn chaynks, sorry theres no dog on the menu
Customer: ahh hell nah!, me kartate chop you at the next window
This Civil fat movement will be successful because the asian guy wont ever come back, and he'll tell all his fellow chaynks that mcdonald is racist. Also the employee who took his order will get fired as well, once his manager finds out. Once you're done attacking the asians, attack old people, PETA, jamaicans, people with unibrows, and so on. Eventually no one will ever come back to mcdonald, and someone is getting fired everyday. Once i completely destroy mcdonald, i'll turn all the restraunts into a xanga strip club. Free admission to the club for all of my subscribers.
"Ronald mcdonald doesnt care about asian people"
"next time you're at a drive thru, it might be richyard on the other line"
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