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If you didn't know, i have a neighbor that lives a few houses down that annoys the shit out of me. He goes by the name of JasonX. While I'm blogging on xanga, some victim in his backyard always screams for help. The community suggest he kills his victim silently, but NO he chooses not to and interrupts our free time. At first I decided to teepee or egg his house, but nah thats old school. Why not kick vandalism up a notch? I Present to you:
"How To Set up Your Neighbor In a Shitty Situation"
inspired by my chemistry teacher, Karl Winter
Step 1: Take a big fat dump or steal a POS(piece of shit)
Step 2: Run over to the victim's house, and light a POS on his front porch.
Step 3: Ring the door bell
The victim will answer the door, and his first instinct would to stomp on the POS, attempting to put the fire out.
Step 4: Take off running to the Victims back door, when jumping the fence do a "fob pose", in the event that you have been caught by witnesses, they'll frame a innocent fob instead.
Step 5: Go up to the Victims back door, and knock on it excessivly. When knocking on door I prefer the "grind beat" by clipse.
Step 6: *Victim will run to get the backdoor* Be sure to leave a signature note. Mine says "pwned By DisBoiRichyard".
Step 7: *As Victim runs from the front porch to his backyard, he will leave a trail of muddy shit stains all over his house*Observe through the window, and laugh. Also take pictures to black mail him. To top it off, blog on xanga about your vandalism story, and get eprops.
"why hassle to load a gun to shoot someone, when you can set them up to shoot themself in the foot"
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