June 22, 2005
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Lets have a budd bang! The phrased I developed during the duration of 3 weeks in panda land. No, it doesnt mean, go find your bestest buddy and bang them. Let me give you a big, fat, orgasmic hint. It involves the inhabitants of china equipped with a weapon deadlier than a raging panda, yet cheaper than a roll of toilet paper. Yes, you guessed right, try to take a sneak-peak in a chinese policeman holster, and what do you get? A couple dozens of cigarettes of course. Everyone up there are heavy smokers, ranging from age 8 to anciently deceased. Gazing upon the busy bicycled filled street, you will notice a few kindergardens and highschool dropouts, cruising on there 12 speed bicycle. Glimpsing further you will notice that they are multitasking by cruising on there pedestrial vehicle, smokin a budd, and readin a manga porn all at the same time. Too bad, I dont have the heart to tell them to hit the brakes, while they're cruising full speed into the greatwall. (pictures to the left i captured, while standing in front of a toystore) Progressing into the day, I stopped by a shop that sells cd's and dvds, to pickup a bootleg version of hitch. If you didnt already know the big city, populants of china comprises about 10 percent of black folks. Shocking eh, so I continued browsing the store. Then the rarest site ever in world history, caught the corner of my left eye. 2 of my blackanese brothers were next to me babbering about some cd's, me bein nosy swiveled my head to left. Hmmm..I thought to myself, their hip-hop style still remains intact. With their tall-tees ecko apparel, baggy jeans, and there huge medallion dangling over their necks. I advance foward in curiousity while they were all hyped up about some cds. What I saw was rarer than scoring jackpot on the Texas lotto. It was a pair of black mens crazed and obsessed over the clay aiken and the tawainese boy band F4 cd's. Witnessing this once in a lifetime sights, litterally struck me in a series of unconsciouness. Some things in life, one cannot grasp all at once.
Comments (79)
first again! ROFL whitewashed blackies! that dress hip hop
lolz.. thankz for da propz
hahahahahahah i guess they have another side to them beside hiphop lol they know whats best ...
I just got home from work so im whizzing around everyone quickly to thankx them for the props..have a great night and I shall update soon....soon as i can think of something haha
SUP G-UNIT AZN style
This is nhan, the sexy one... haha
LMAO Clay Aiken?! I could understand f4 though, they're hot. If only they weren't in a boy band though. Yeah, I knew about the black people thing but in HK it's brown people not black. Plus, they speak more fluently in chinese than me.
haah black people talking about clay aiken and boy bands! hope ya had fun!
omg.. SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOOH !! Tell them a chinese grl from america said that !! it can and WILL kill yooh !! and that they better quit before i take those cigs and shove it up their pee-pee hole !!
-miss nancy
hey, haha thanks. oh well all the drama is pretty much cleared up for now. she wasnt even supposed to be in it at all because it didnt involve her. but she seemed to think that she wanted to say stuff because it involved her friend. but yeah like i said before she cant just rely on one side of the information and whatever. ehh well its overr now. haha awwh what a cute profile picture =) hehe okay well talk to u later and thanks for the comment (: byebyee.
-- <3alice
hiiii.......wow dat must b fun..lolz.
Gigi<3
rich..........ard...... YOU'RE BACK~! so cool.... Clay Aiken?! um... yeah........ no....
Lmao, lol you could be a writer.. good job. You intreague me with depth.
the smoking issue is the same in thailand, the last time i went haha this entry cracks me up
props =)
lol yeah but there;s not really any REAL fobs that are in the contest LOL
why buy when you can dl!
you dork hows pandaland? haha hey you said theres no pandas there! you liarrrrr!!!! *cries* i want fries now...
damn you write a lot :]
i read like 1 sentence and i was like... whoa....
how was china?
you see Mao?
haha
Well, it sounds like your trip to China was a pretty interesting one. I've always wanted to go to China. Never knew that 10% of people in China were black though. I'm even more surprised by their interest in Clay Aiken! Haha.
lol...you know I never have met a guy who is into Clay not that I blame them I mean Clay is awful....
i never knew there were people like that in China....
and thnx for hitting me back...
--angel
nice way of telling all the positive things about china..
Hey hun .
wassup !? long time no talk ...
xo xo <3 ShAwTii3
it sounds a bit too dramatic..
omg...that smoking would drive me into the china wall XD
tsk tsk ::shakes head:: seriously AGE limits! but i guess...
it's the same situation as in vietnam
but ya know, it's kinda funny, judgin by appearances.
i'm a rocker, hip-hopper, pop, etc. anything that's good
ya' know?
never heard of F4, fag 4? haha
haha pimpin chinese gurls and now back n pimpin american gurls haha pimp straight up lol just stoppin by sayin wassup and shit we gotta do da boxin tournaments this weekend ight well lata!!!
Ali
hell yeah im a gods of the sk8 traid. xD
just checking out the members of the godly sk8 triad
just browsing by
lol where bouts in china u go neway?
hehe^^ HI~
i went to asherees jjanga..and i was juss looking thorgh some ppls jjanga..
sotti??
bored
hah thanks
YEA I HAD TO GET OFF REAL QUICK SO NOW IM COMMENTING YOU..... U BRING ME ANY SEXY???
hehe thanks Richard! i'll be driving it in Arlington a lot sooo watch out! ^_^. *muahs and hugs*
♥ suSan do
you know, communist leader? i think i may be more chinese than you. lmao
why yess.. ur quite interesting haha
Thanks for dropping by. I hope to see you around.
Haha it's alright man.
I'm serious though, you have one interesting sense of humor!
stay cool, man.
-YOSHiO<3
hahah good idea! i will MAKE him find the phone...even if he drops it in the ocean.. muahha
hey!!! im leavin u a comment!!!
<3always
Amber
lol isit just me or did u post 3 irrelevant comments on my xanga. lol
[L]oser!
thanks for your insight on my comments.
you were right.
but i already have proffesional help... lol... its just not working yet.
oOo super cool xanga... i saw that comment when you told someone to join with R.Kell yor somebody, but he might pee on them! lol
Hey richard itz the one and only sexy mixed girl audrey hee hee hahaha lol i hope yur okay and having a good summer holla back at cha girl
audrey
RICH MONEY BAGSSS~!!!!!!!!
thanks for wishing me luck. =]
but seriously, the smoking thing, 3rd world countries should
start doing something ya know?everything has a beginning especially
when it comes to clove somthing
im to laz to do da. irather seep
hahaha ^.^ awhhh thank you, you like my poem?...how the hek did you see it?! lol -.- wierd..were you scrolling on old comments??!!?!? . I miss you ..
yeah thats sad i feel sorry for there momma...and their boy friends.....
Lol, yeah, maybe I should practice with the Internet...why do you think I'm always watching Won Bin movies and looking up his pics hahaha
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And isn't Cakalusa great...love his site.
LOL yeah... thats the REASON whyy i call you rich money bag. your too smart!!!!!!!
i miss pinching you and bugging you!!!
Hey Richyard, did you have fun in China? Can't believe you didn't see any pandas! Anyways, Bailey is a jr high and yes i know i'm brilliant =P... just kidding.=) Well, see you.
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TAG UR IT! THIS IS A SEXYY TRAIN IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS
UR FREAKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN
SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS CHAIN U
WILL HAVE BAD SEX FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS
i tried to read it but it was just too much, all i remember reading was, pandas, toilet paper, and orgasmic. okay...umm...yeah...
dude. sup boi
yet again...this stuff could be millions...possibly more!...the inside of your brain...i mean...
hey how old are you?
hi
that.
is.
weird.
rofl @ new pic haha
Ninja man, I will crush you
) MW AHAAAHAHAH
hey get on aim and I will
lolx. sounds like you had a fun adventure! Thinking of going again?? like that profile pic.. cute. =D
random props. funny site. lol.
Psh, im not an addict, i just got tired of "No more xanga" so i edited it. Yeah
DANG MANG YOU LOOK A LITTLE CONSTAPATED.......YOU NEED SOME HELP???
yes yes i have a season pass.. i also got coupons !! haha.. wunna go with meeh next time ? =DD btw.. nice picture.. lmfao.
-miss nancy
lol i miss him too
michelle
hehe u commented in the rong box. thx for helping me beat another record
, yep read the rest of the stuff. funny 
fgfd
propz
Are those really cigarettes in that claw game? I've seen one w/ live lobsters in them. what happened to good old stuffed animals? =) Have a nice day!
looozer!!!! any wezee wat upzzzz !!??
ahhaha...
Fried Rice you are so dumb. I just saw your moive and that was so super funny. I writting my book so maybe one day you can read it. LOL!! You are so dumb. LOL!! I just can't stop laughing; the best part was the super sexy super so pogo action. LOL some more!!! LOL!!!
umm..... wow?!
POS
gotta try that one!
XD
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OMG UR TOOOOO FUNNY!!! u rock sooo hard hehe did u really do that nabor thing?? lol i <3 u!!!!
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heyy u missed out yesterday!! loozer hahah
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that you don't believe in prayer or God -
pay careful attention to every day ahead of you
your perspective is about to change
resulting from prayer
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its kyla but i got a new xanga. keep in touch shecksy
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