March 27, 2005

• I just got back from AMC / Parks Mall about an hour ago. I went with my Arabian friend and let me tell you that our experience was phenomenal and Crunk. We met so many fine girls that night using all these retarded and cheesy techniques that Einstein wouldn’t have even have ever come up with, but hey at least they work and brings us success under the bed sheets.

  I first walked up to these two girls and was like “hey, you look familiar do I know you from somewhere?” with a gaze of reminiscence staring into their eyes. They both gave me a confused look and kindly responded “No, I think you’ve mistaken us for the wrong person”. Then I proceeded and unleashed the pimpin’ witty Richyard and said “I know who you are now, you’re my sister Jen old friends”. I figured that every girl knew a Jen since it was a common name. Even if they didn’t know a Jen, I could have said it was short for Jenny, Jennifer and etc. Bringing that up, they were at ease and finally gave in. They were telling me how they couldn’t believe how much I have changed and how cute and sexy I am. My Arabian friend busted in to the conversation and started to ask them “How they knew such a cool guy like Richard”. Hah great line Kumar, although its some what true. We got both of their numbers, good thing I had my TI-83 calculator so I could store both of their numbers in the store function. Ann went under the letter A on my calculator and Mary went under the letter M on my precious mathematical device.

  We decided to continue patrolling the mall while waiting for Ring 2 to start playing. We tried to get them to watch the Ring 2 with us, but our plan was to go to the show with them and not watch the movie. If you know what I mean. They told us that they already watched it, they were either lying because they got turned off by my calculator or they really didn’t want to watch it again. Either way in the end I’m still a sexy stud and they still want my stuff.

  We decided to go to starbucks to wait for the show to start after the two girls had left. Then out of no where a fine looking girl with nice curves comes up to my Arabian friend and asks for his number. It must be the curry deodorant and nice camel ride that attracts them.

  When the trailer started I decided to whip out my phone and text message my sexy Latina friend Karen. Then this fat ass Mexican or black lady, I couldn’t really tell it was dark in the theater, told me to put away the phone or she would report us. LOL! I should have reported her for being so fat in such a crowded theater. The movie hasn’t even started and she keep giving us a fit. I should have threw her a tampon to calm her down, or a full size comforter instead since she was packing on some jello on her waist. The movie Ring 2 turned out to be alright. My friend keep whispering in my ear that the character Rachael in the movie was pretty damn attractive. I have to agree with you, if no body was in the theater I would probably put my lips on the huge projector screen and make out with her.

  It was a fun night like any others cause that’s how I roll and just in case you guys were wondering If I really stored their numbers in my calculators. I’ll let you be the judges and figure that one out.

  
  

  

  Dang, can't believe School is approaching. The weekend is officially over.
  

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